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daad

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I mean
Dad

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Dont be mad ok

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i accdiently

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mightve let jors snake out

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i didnt meant 2

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and i maybe cant find it

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im sorry
please dont be mad

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do you think tyr could find it

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oh but mayb hed eat it

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guess thats probably a bad idea

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oh
uhoh

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dad

:)

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it just went under the dishwasher
D:

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Fenrir.

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Hold on.

text ➲ voice

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[ A moment later. After Loki's been able to excuse himself from the office where he'd been in the middle of a small meeting, Fenrir gets a call, and the screen displays the caller id, Dad.

Answer at your own risk. ]

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[ ajlkrjglsf

it's cool. you know, totally fine. fenrir answers like n o t h i n g is wrong ]

Hi Dad!

LMFADSJ

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[ Yeah ok he sees right through that. And he has literally 14 text messages in his phone to back him up.

But he doesn't blow up (because that's inappropriate for the workplace). He does cut right to the chase, however. ]

Where are your brother and sister?

[ His tone deceptively calm, but with that thread of underlying tension like a dynamite wick. ]

;____________________________;

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[ fenrir isn't dumb—despite what hela may think. he knows what that calm tone means and he visibly balks at no one in particular.

oh god oh god oh god he is in so much trouble. he can feel the creeping hand of death, icy cold against his neck.

BUT WHATEVER. it's nbd. ]

Doing their homework. [ there's a beat ] I already finished mine. [ because he knew that would be the next question. ]

no don't cry....

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[ Yeah he should be afraid, that'll teach him to accidentally let reptiles loose in their house. Except Fenrir's his darling boy, his youngest, and try as he might Loki won't be able to stay mad at him for long. He will scold Fenrir for effect when he gets home, but by then the heat will have long since left him. ]

Did you? [ He doesn't detect a lie, though. ] You know I'll check it when I get home.

[ But that's not the point. ]

Does Jormungand know that you released his snake?

too late!!!!

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[ IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!!! he knew he wasn't supposed to go in there and take the lid off the aquarium it's kept in. but whatever. much like loki, fenrir does what he wants. but he knows now, too, that the fact loki's so calm right now means he'll face the wrath of hell once he gets home.

crud. ]

Yeah. Just one worksheet. For math.

[ wow. loki. calm down. just b/c you bang your brother in other aus doesn't mean you can say something so suggestive to your youngest son. ]

Um.... ..... [ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ehehehehe ] Not.... exactly.