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you don't normally make it habit to chat people up in the bathroom?!

I do if they seem interesting.

and let me tell you, people doing lines on the toilet paper dispenser in a bathroom stall are plenty interesting.

i don't even know what to do with this right now

just tell me your night was less interesting than mine.

[ Validate him. ]

[ omfg loki. does he need that much ego stroking for one night. ]

am i getting anything out of this?

[ When does he not???? ]

you get me not implicating you in a drug bust if I get called to testify.

[ i'd say something here but it's not appropriate for linking in an app. but i'm sure you know what i'd be saying. ]

you're an asshole

fine. your night was better.

[ Oh I know what you'd be saying. Calm yourself Thor. ]

thank you.

saving this message, by the way.

[ don't tell him what to do ]

i know you save all of them so this hardly makes a difference :)

[ Now who's ego tripping X( ]

it makes all the difference. you just don't know it yet.

[ that has nothing to do with ego ]

what are you even talking about?